Too much of a stress to find a valentine after the mocks? No worries… Let Ryan Reynolds be your date in his new movie Dead pool!
Bad ass? Smart ass? Great ass? What more do you need? His sarcastic puns and cheeky jokes sound like a good de-stress method to forget about the horrid two weeks you’ve just endured… hopefully this will distract you.
108 glorious minutes of Ryan Reynolds beautiful bottom. Yes, you’ll be happy to know that the red super suit is a snug fit around his peaches…
Who needs a valentine when you can pig out to one of marvels strangest movies? No worrying about looking messy when you’re eating or squeezing yourself into those skinny jeans that make your butt look big but you tend to loose circulation if you bend your knees for too long. You can sit in the cinema with your elasticated jeans eating as much as you want and not have your top button popping open after eating a bit too much of the cheesy nachos.
Super Heroes killing as many Villains as gruesomely and hilariously as they possibly can? Hmm what more could you ask for?
Bitaa Ryan Reynolds ain’t never done anybody any harm; Am I right ladies?